I woke up this morning and tried to think about something kind and heartfelt and inspiring to tell you. You know — maybe a little sappy and still in the Birth of Jesus spirit?
I just want to laugh. Full out peeing my pants laughter or a fit of giggles will do.
Maybe you do too! So today, I present to you my favorite things that are making me laugh out loud.
If these things don’t make you laugh, it doesn’t make you a Scrooge, it just means we have a very different sense of humor (and mine is better than yours).
Joke: An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag. —Beverly Gross via https://www.rd.com/jokes/
Book: Let’s Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) by Jenny Lawson
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